Elevator Operators Suck


Look ‘sir,’ I don’t know which floor. How about the one where you get off so I can urinate in this elevator as I have been planning since I started drinking a six dollar bottle of gin at 9:30 this morning? Nice hat guy, but come to think of it, I don’t have a room in this hotel after all.


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