PETA Sucks

PETA does some good, I suppose, but there are a lot of other animal charities out there raising a lot less than $25 million a year and doing things with that money more practical than organizing ‘Girl on Girl Make Out’ tours. Sure, other charities may lack the support of beautiful rich people, but they also lack the endless Holocaust comparisons, and they do not lack the full support of the Better Business Bureau.

The local Humane Society comes to mind. Sure, they don’t have full page ads of naked hot chicks in national magazines, but if you give them a bag of dog food they won’t respond by saying, ‘I can’t make a bikini out of this! And I need something to wear to tomorrow’s “Girl on Girl for Squirrels!”‘ Amazingly, the Humane Society somehow does good without resorting to the antics of a sociopath pining for a reality television show.

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B. Wixwater is the Founder, Writer, Editor and Champion of the Portland Bugle.
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One Response to PETA Sucks

  1. J.A. Brown says:

    Wow, finally someone who words this like I never could. I mean, I am totally in favour of treating animals ethically and stuff, but I KNEW there was just something about PETA that wasn’t good. The Humane Society sounds a lot better. :3

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