Vuvuzelas Suck

Look. If I wanted a cicada surgically implanted in my inner ear, I wouldn’t have so briskly walked away from that crazy homeless guy this one time downtown. The World Cup, however, offers a non-surgical, non-urine-scented option that yields the same sensation–and I hate it. I hate it a lot.


About C. Borman Wixwater

C.B. Wixwater is the Founder, Writer, Editor and Champion of the Portland Bugle.
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2 Responses to Vuvuzelas Suck

  1. Absent Traveler says:

    Ever heard of tinnitus?

  2. Jakefolk says:

    You should have taken up the offer from the homeless guy. He would have prepared you to more fully enjoy the 2010 World Cup.

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