Category Archives: Entertainment

98.3 The Spur Sucks

One of my local radio stations recently counted down the 20 greatest songs ever and TLC’s ‘Waterfalls’ didn’t even make the list. !.  Willie Nelson, Shania Twain and Garth Brooks made the list, but somehow the undisputed greatest act ever, … Continue reading

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Piracy Sucks

Sometimes I find that the 80 episodes of ‘Friends’ available to me syndicated on local channels and basic cable each week isn’t nearly adequate. So recently I resorted to piracy; not the decreasingly-entertaining-each-chapter kind that Johnny Depp gave us, but … Continue reading

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Lost Sucks

I never miss an episode. You would think the producers could get back to their loyal fans’ emails once in a while. I have had a number of epiphanies watching that show, and I couldn’t be more sure that I’m … Continue reading

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Tattoo Artists Suck

Yes. I am absolutely, 100 percent sure that this is the tattoo I want. Don’t tell me you can’t in good conscience do this. Obviously that’s not what you say to every sophomore college girl that comes in here and … Continue reading

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Judge Reinhold Sucks

Look. There are two kinds of people in this world; People that absolutely love Judge Reinhold, and people that are complete and hopeless idiots. As secretary treasurer of the local chapter of the JR Fan Club, I think it is … Continue reading

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Matthew McConaughey Sucks

So I caught the midnight opening of Matthew McConaughey’s latest, and I’m horrified that I have to give it my lowest MattMac movie rating ever: 9.8/10. Of course, as usual, he charmed my pants off, making it awkward to leave … Continue reading

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